Rachel: What kind of flowers are those?

Me: Here! Here’s the [wildflower idenfication] guide. Take it out there.¬†Is it¬†Wintercress? Golden Alexanders? Yellow Milkwort? Go look at it!

Rachel: My life is hard.


Abigail: I’m feeling really poopy… literally… I just pooped a lot.


Me: I LOVE GOOGLE CALENDAR! You can just make up all kinds of crazy events [that you want to have happen], fill in all the blanks, and invite whomever you want! Press send, and VOILA! Stuff happens.

Rachel: That’s too much power for you to have.